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Don't just take our word for it... read the review from a man who's travelling the country to find the best burgers around... read his review here...


Boobs, beer and a burger

The Grosvenor, Brisbane.

Eating burgers can be a hazardous occupation rife with unexpected challenges and tests of character.

I was reminded of this all too well during my pursuit of possibly the best value burger in Queensland, the Grosvenor's $8 'Fck Me Burger'.

I was dubious from the start about the Fk Me Burger.

I didn't understand how the bar could afford to sell a top-notch burger at such a low price.

I suppose the name of the burger should have been a dead giveaway.

When I walked through the doors of the Grosvenor all my worst fears were confirmed.

"Fck me," I said to myself.

There were boobs everywhere naked boobs.

There was also beer everywhere.

In other words, it was a trap.

I should have turned and run, but instead I lied to myself.

"Just eat the burger and get out Sean, you can do this."

I walked up to the topless girl behind the bar and made awkwardly intense eye contact in order to avoid looking at her boobs.

"Um, I'm here to try the, um, f-ck me burger," I mumbled under my breath.

She alerted me that as part of Thursday's $5 burger deal I would have to buy a $5 schooner of beer.

This was the beginning of the end for me.

You can probably guess I spent the rest of the afternoon and part of the night drinking beer at the Grosvenor.

The Grosvenor has 22 girls that work on rotation, so there are new half-naked girls each day.

They also have "Rump and Hump" day on Wednesdays where a girl runs around humping a guy's leg.

Did I mention the burgers are great?

Kitchen Open
Tues Sat 11.30am-2.30pm & 5pm-8p
Table bookings available... call 3221 0054 to book


Call 3221 0054
or 0415 815 731

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